Marley and Bertie sitting together in a golden evening field
A film production of two very good dogs

Two dogs. Endless trouble.

Marley (a YorkiePoo) and Bertie (a Cavapoo) are real dogs starring in AI-made adventure films: space missions, etiquette lessons and a running list of grievances.

The studio

Marley and Bertie are two real dogs from the same household, cast in a growing slate of short adventure films built with AI production tools.

Four series are currently in production: a three-part space epic, a theatrical dog-safety etiquette show, a recipe-review series and a running list of one dog's grievances with the humans he lives with. New episodes are filmed, scripted and released here first, then shared to Instagram, YouTube and Facebook.

Marley, a grey wiry-coated YorkiePoo
MarleyYorkiePoo, she/her
Bertie, an apricot curly-coated Cavapoo
BertieCavapoo, he/him
Flagship film

Dark Side of the Bone

A three-part space adventure. Marley and Bertie take on a lunar mission, a mythical egg and an alien with a grudge, across a trilogy shot in full cinematic style.

Dark Side of the Bone film poster, starring Bertie Charteris and Marley Nicoll
Marley on set in a director's chair, Dark Side of the Bone Part One
Part One

The Mission Begins

Marley and Bertie suit up for a lunar mission and find rather more waiting for them than moon dust.

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A cloaked alien approaching a lunar lair, Dark Side of the Bone Part Two
Part Two

The Guardian of the Lair

The mission continues, and an alien guardian makes clear that Earth's visitors are not entirely welcome.

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An ancient skeleton and broken staff aboard a spaceship, Dark Side of the Bone Part Three
Part Three

The Dark Side of the Bone

The final chapter and the last part of the trilogy, where the truth behind the mission finally surfaces.

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Starring Marley and Bertie, with Willow. Directed by Dick Peach. Produced by DJ Nahwahimean.

Series two

Mademoiselle Marley's Manners

Real dog safety advice, delivered as theatrical etiquette lessons from the poised and utterly self-assured Mademoiselle Marley.

Marley in a warm study, filming Lesson One: Chocolate
Lesson One, live now

On the Proper Refusal of Chocolate

"A well-mannered dog does not accept chocolate. Not even a little piece." Mademoiselle Marley explains why, with characteristic composure.

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  • 02
    On the Impropriety of FruitWhy grapes and raisins are always declined.
  • 03
    Certain VegetablesThe trouble with onions and garlic.
  • 04
    The Sweetener One Must Never AcceptWhy xylitol is never on the menu.
  • 05
    On Waiting in a Parked MotorcarWhat to do about a hot car.
  • 06
    The Correct Handling of BonesCooked versus properly prepared.
  • 07
    What Is Not OfferedA word on tablets left on the table.
  • 08
    A Festive WarningTinsel, ribbon, and why one admires from afar.
  • 09
    The Garage FloorWhy one never licks the puddle.
  • 10
    Wind at the Supper TableThe art of excusing oneself.
Marley, host of Marley's Kitchen

Marley reviews home-cooked dog recipes with the dry wit of a seasoned food critic.

Series three

Marley's Kitchen

Eight recipes, tried and rated out of five. Every dish is checked for xylitol-free ingredients and proper cooking before Marley gets near it.

Pumpkin & Peanut Butter Cookies
Wholesome. A little dry.
4 / 5
Frozen Yoghurt & Blueberry Bites
Cold, creamy, a summer favourite.
4.5 / 5
Sardine Oatcakes
Crunchy. Window open, please.
4.5 / 5
Liver Cake
The birthday treat. Magnificent.
5 / 5
Chicken, Rice & Vegetable Dinner
Simple and satisfying.
4 / 5
Beef, Rice & Vegetable Dinner
A proper dinner. Seconds, please.
4.5 / 5
Sweet Potato Chews
One ingredient, checked twice.
3.5 / 5
Banana, Carrot & Peanut Butter Pupcakes
Frosting on a cake, for a dog.
5 / 5

Episodes are in production. First taste test lands soon on Instagram and YouTube.

Episode 1, live now Bertie the Cavapoo, star of Bertie's Beef
Series four

Bertie's Beef

One dog, one grievance per episode. Bertie airs it with a flat stare and the last word, every time.

The Stinky Shirt

"Dogs love things that smell like you. Then you washed it. No warning. That's my beef."

In the queue
Horror MoviesFace KissesThe VacuumThe Guilty Look The LeashThe Rushed WalkHot PavementsHugs The Head PatStaringBeing Laughed AtComing HomeCostumes
The cast

Marley & Bertie

Two real dogs, two very different temperaments, one shared household.

Marley portrait
Marley · YorkiePoo · she/her

Poised. Self-assured. Utterly unbothered.

A small grey, salt-and-pepper wiry-coated terrier type with dark expressive eyes. On screen she is Mademoiselle Marley, a theatrical finishing-school instructor, and a discerning food critic in Marley's Kitchen. Off screen, much the same.

Bertie portrait
Bertie · Cavapoo · he/him

Braver in the space suit than at the vacuum.

An apricot and grey curly-coated Cavapoo, co-star of the Dark Side of the Bone trilogy and the voice behind Bertie's Beef, a running, entirely reasonable list of complaints about being a dog in a human household.

Latest

News & updates

Aug 2026

Dark Side of the Bone trilogy released

All three parts are now live on Facebook, with the full poster and credits up here first.

Aug 2026

Marley & Bertie join Facebook

A dedicated Page is now live, alongside the existing Instagram and YouTube channels.

2026

Mademoiselle Marley's Manners premieres

Lesson One, on the proper refusal of chocolate, launches the etiquette series.

2026

Marley & Bertie launch on Instagram

The first films go out to @marleyandbertiedogs.